Questions from the Audience

It is time once again for the Curator to take some questions from our audience. The quality (free) reporting provided by our Web counter and statistics service tells us we have some very curious searchers out there. We are flattered you have come to the Curator for advice. Please see below for answers to your queries not directly addressed by our previous posts.

“Good cop bad cop scenario works” – According to our sources, yes. It does.

“Identify good cop bad cop” – This can indeed be tricky for the lay person. In general, if you find yourself watching a movie with two cops as the main characters, working together, albeit reluctantly (at least at first), and one of them starts yelling and threatening a witness while the other hangs back, making empty statements like, “I can’t control him (her). He (She) always does this kind of thing. You should have seen what happened to the last guy (gal). Just give us something, and I can call my partner off,” you can identify the movie to be within the “good cop, bad cop” genre.

“Tom Cruise appears in grease” – The movie, no. The substance, likely.

“Sweetgirl (dollar money)” – Why, thank you!

“Johnny Castle threesome” – Wow, don’t we wish!

"Body switch dream meaning” – We don’t pretend to be an expert on the meaning of dreams, but if we let movies be our guide, which of course they are, we would warn you that if you find yourself in another’s body it is likely NOT a dream. Proceed accordingly.

“I would lie for a dollar experiment” – Who wouldn’t?!

“Nipple sucking video” – Alas, our coverage does not extend into the review of Soft-Core Dollar Porn. Not yet anyway.

“Lactation movie blogger” – See above. Also see “Shoot ‘Em Up,” with Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci.

“Embarrassing gymnastic uniform malfunction video” – We might suggest broadening your search strategy here. “Embarrassing” implies unintentional, and is also subjective. See Janet Jackson-Justin Timberlake.

“Male swimming boner” – Let’s not bring our personal video collection into this.

“Heavy. Weight. Honeys.” – While we have no specific suggestions for you, we appreciate the intensity that your search strategy suggests, demonstrated by the addition of periods after each word. It is as if you propose, alone, each word is of significant importance, but together, they become an unstoppable force of possibility. We can not disagree.